Gifts

I have a week and a half to get rid of everything I own. Who needs winter coats? How about a gold velour couch? It is cat proof and super comfortable to sleep on. House plants? Anybody need to fill that hole with green lovin'? Who needs a set of Tea Sugar Flour canisters? I've got two very awesome art deco-ish pale wood veneer bedside tables with three drawers each for your naughty literature and your unmentionables. I have one mint green vinyl chair with a brass frame, total '70's waiting room style, one turquoise arm chair with wood legs and brass brads, also vinyl. If I had any real money these chairs would be leather, but alas, they are all vintage thrift treasures. To go with those, I have a white pleather bench with wooden legs, perfect for the front hall or the foot of the bed. I have one folding screen with beige and gold paper framed in black painted wood. It is falling apart, but a few strategically placed staples and you are good to go. I have two lamps: one is brushed stainless vintage 'inspired' and the other is black and bronze vintage for real. I also have two black 5 shelf target metro shelf units. I have two Ikea bar stools, white with silver legs, a Bulova wall clock which is super awesome but gently cracked at the edge. This has never bothered me because the clock is awesome enough to make up for it's flaws. I have a couple of wool blankets and a ton of books on all kinds of random topics. I have a small folding drafting table that is ready to go home with you. There are CDs that Reckless Records won't take, but I know you will.

These are all gifts for YOU!

Please come pick them up now, thank you.